Kantoi!

One morning while I was driving to work, I tuned in to Xfresh FM. There was this segment called 'Brother Love' which deals with couple issues. Brother Love received a message from one girl asking the DJ to put his boyfriend through some loyalty test. But, Brother Love had a different idea so he called the boyfriend and told the guy instead of testing him, Brother Love would put the test on the girlfriend. Maaann!....I was thinking, this is gonna be so goooood! So, he dialled the girl's number and she picked up the phone. Brother Love started to introduce himself as some random guy wanting to ask her out. The conversation went something similar like this. (Remember the boyfriend was on the other line listening to their conversation).

BL as Badrul: Hi........Boleh bercakap dgn S?
GF: Ye, sapa ni?
BL: Saya Badrul, awak tak perlu tau camne saya dapat nombor awak tapi saya nak ajak awak keluar esok. Free tak?
GF: Hmm...free. Boleh je.
BL: Eh, you ni dah ada boyfriend ke blum?
GF: Takde...saya single lagi.
BL: (He asked again for the second time). Eh betul ke awak takde boyfriend ni? Saya taknak lah kacau kalau you dah berpunya.
GF: Betuuul...saya single lagi..tak payah risau lah.

The boyfriend, having heard enough and could no longer stand listening to the conversation yelled on air to his girlfriend.

BF: Hoi kurang ajar! Aku tak sangka la! Aku mmg tak sangka dia sanggup buat aku camni!
BL: Rileks bro..cool...cool
BF: Arrgh!!...dia kata dia nak kuar ngan ko..Aku tak sangka la dia macam ni!!
GF: Eh ni sapa ni?
BF: Ni 'R' la..Apa?! Aku pun ko dah tak kenal sekarang? (He started cursing the girl). Hey!!Kenapa ko tak bagitau ko dah ada boyfriend hah?! Aku tak sangka betul dia macam ni! Aku boleh cari yang lebih bagus drpd kau laah! Boleh blah laa...dasar perempuan ******!!!

Hahahhahaah....she was so BUSTED!! I was ROFL (oh well, not literally possible). It made my whole day! Anyways, I did not blame the guy for losing his temper. That girl is such a whore. Seriously, how could you  agree to go out with a guy you don't even know. Come on....?!! What if he turns out to be a serial killer or a rapist. OMG couldn't she be any smarter? Konon nak kenakan orang...last2 terkena diri sendiri. Kah kah kah! The joke is on you bitch! The joke is on you.


Moral of the story: Don't be a slut. Please. Do not degrade your self-worth.

Peace!